1nky: radishbrand: fedoraspooky: adriofthedead: octopus-parade: junkalicious: Delivering baked goods and being adorable or being tortured I can’t choose. masturbating in front of a mirror furiously I’m toilet mordecai Let’s just say I’d no longer be poor. Wait…I’m SFMC for the day…? Welp. Better stay away from sugar then. I really would rather not get wasted! XD Oh dang. I could slink all over the place and leave a black stain on someone’s ultra-expensive carpet. That would be rad, man. OMG i would run around tricking people with my invisability

1nky:

radishbrand:

fedoraspooky:

adriofthedead:

octopus-parade:

junkalicious:

Delivering baked goods and being adorable or being tortured I can’t choose.

masturbating in front of a mirror furiously

I’m toilet mordecai

Let’s just say

I’d no longer be poor.

Wait…I’m SFMC for the day…? Welp. Better stay away from sugar then. I really would rather not get wasted! XD

Oh dang. I could slink all over the place and leave a black stain on someone’s ultra-expensive carpet.

That would be rad, man.

OMG i would run around tricking people with my invisability

(Source: reillybites, via that1nkyone)