Delivering baked goods and being adorable or being tortured I can’t choose.
masturbating in front of a mirror furiously
I’m toilet mordecai
Let’s just say
I’d no longer be poor.
Wait…I’m SFMC for the day…? Welp. Better stay away from sugar then. I really would rather not get wasted! XD
Oh dang. I could slink all over the place and leave a black stain on someone’s ultra-expensive carpet.
That would be rad, man.
OMG i would run around tricking people with my invisability